fuckin… ugggh 

plasmalogical:

whisker-blister:

plasmalogical:

*chops the white house in half with a single blow* that’s what i love about this chinese war sword

"take out your ex wife and her new lover in one stroke! allow me to demonstrate on this trashbag full of meat we put a jacket on!"

i have never been married. i do not need this service

better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it, amirite?

plasmalogical:

*chops the white house in half with a single blow* that’s what i love about this chinese war sword

"take out your ex wife and her new lover in one stroke! allow me to demonstrate on this trashbag full of meat we put a jacket on!"

lvthien:

drug culture is only cool when its like……..stuff about space and dragons and cool doom metal riffs and thats not drug culture thats Cool Stuff Culture

(via 420lbsound)